Scissor Conversations and Other Funny Things!

I walked into Bryan's room the other day to help him get ready for bed. To my astonishment, on his floor was a large pair of scissors! I asked Bryan why there was a pair of scissors laying on his bedroom floor and his reply was, "Oh I used those to cut open the cookies". "What cookies", I asked. "Oh the ones that I have under my bed." Puzzled, I asked,"Why do you have cookies under your bed? Will you please show them to me?" He willingly pulled a package of oatmeal cookies out from under his bed and said that he couldn't open them without the scissors. So, thank goodness he hadn't cut the curtains or his clothes or shoelaces or hair or done any permanent damage. Just a package of cookies that he snuck up to his room along with some large scissors. They funniest part is that he had only eaten one cookie! For all that trouble that he went to he really should have enjoyed more of them!!

This morning while I was putting on my make up Bryan wandered into my bathroom and said, "What ya' doin' mom?" Before I could answer he said, "Oh you're puttin' on your face....(pause)...oh no you're not, you're just putting on your cheeks." So today I just have my cheeks on....not my whole face! I must look really funny...... :)